* WEEK # 2 NFL RESULTS USED *

DISHY DOXIES LAPPER'S LEGENDS
PRO STANDARD
ARCHERY
QB
Steve Matthews
JAX
9.6
QB
Kordell Stewart
PIT
1 4.3
RB
Jerome Bettis
PIT
2 0.3
WR
Rob Moore
ARZ
1 1.8
RB
Mike Alstott
TAM
9.4
WR
Yancey Thigpen
PIT
0
WR
Michael Irvin
DAL
1.8
WR
Irving Fryar
PHI
1 2.5
WR
Jake Reed
MIN
1 7.8
WR
Bert Emanuel
ATL
3.5
TE
Lonnie Johnson
BUF
0.8
*
Targets Bonus 3 4
PC
4.5
PC
6
PK
John Hall
NYJ
1 3.5
PK
Gary Anderson
SFO
1
OFF
Cincinnati Bengals 3.9
OFF
Denver Broncos 7.1
DEF
Indianapolis Colts 1.9
DEF
New York Giants 5.3
IDP
Jason Belser 8
IDP
Jessie Armstead 7
QB
Troy Aikman
DAL
7.3
QB
D.Marino/C.Erickson
MIA
1 2.7
RB
Ray Zellars
NOR
1.9
RB
Thurman Thomas
BUF
7.8
WR
Terance Mathis
ATL
4.7
RB
Tiki Barber
NYG
1 0.5
WR
Tony Martin
SDG
0.8
TE
Tony Gonzalez
KAN
2.3
PK
Norm Johnson
PIT
2
DEF
Baltimore Ravens 1 1.1
9 6.2 1 0 2.5
STARLIGHT SURFERS WE HAVE COOKIES
PRO STANDARD
PRO STANDARD
QB
Vinny Testaverde
BAL
1 4.8
QB
Jeff George
OAK
2 0.4
RB
Barry Sanders
DET
1 8.2
RB
Dorsey Levens
GNB
1 0.4
RB
Corey Dillon
CIN
0
RB
Napolean Kaufman
OAK
1 7.8
WR
Jimmy Smith
JAX
1 1.7
WR
Derrick Alexander
BAL
1 0.4
WR
Antonio Freeman
GNB
6.3
WR
Keyshawn Johnson
NYJ
8.6
TE
Shannon Sharpe
DEN
7.2
TE
Rickey Dudley
OAK
2 1
PC
8
PC
7.5
PK
Jason Hanson
DET
7.6
PK
Richie Cunningham
DAL
2 0.8
OFF
Philadelphia Eagles 0
OFF
Jacksonville Jaguars 1 4.5
DEF
New Orleans Saints 1 3
DEF
Washington Redskins 1 2
IDP
Winfred Tubbs 1 7.8
IDP
Marvcus Patton 8.5
QB
Ty Detmer
PHI
1 1.4
QB
Jeff Blake
CIN
1 8.1
RB
Charles Way
NYG
1.6
RB
Fred Lane
CAR
0
WR
Henry Ellard
WAS
7.8
RB
Tyrone Wheatley
NYG
4.5
PK
Jeff Jaeger
CHI
7.4
WR
Ed McCaffrey
DEN
2 1.3
OFF
New England Patriots 1 1.2
PK
Ryan Longwell
GNB
7.2
1 0 4.6 1 5 1.9

BLACK DIAMOND UNCIVIL CIVETS
PRO STANDARD
PRO STANDARD
QB
Brad Johnson
MIN
2 1.7
QB
Kent Graham
ARZ
1 8.1
RB
Terrell Davis
DEN
1 6.7
RB
Curtis Martin
NWE
2 1.5
RB
Karim Abdul-Jabbar
MIA
5.6
RB
Warrick Dunn
TAM
2 1
WR
Rod Smith
DEN
0.9
WR
Tim Brown
OAK
1 7.4
WR
Marvin Harrison
IND
7.4
WR
Ricky Proehl
CHI
1 1.1
TE
Tony McGee
CIN
7.1
TE
Freddie Jones
SDG
7.7
PC
4
PC
1 2
PK
Jason Elam
DEN
1 4.5
PK
Mike Hollis
JAX
2 2.6
OFF
Seattle Seahawks 2
OFF
Baltimore Ravens 1 6.2
DEF
San Francisco 49ers 2 4
DEF
Denver Broncos 1 6
IDP
Ken Norton Jr 1 4
IDP
Neil Smith 5.5
QB
Steve McNair
TEN
8.6
QB
Trent Dilfer
TAM
1 1.5
RB
James Stewart
JAX
1 5.7
RB
Terry Kirby
SFO
2.5
PK
Doug Brien
NOR
7.8
WR
Michael Jackson
BAL
7
OFF
Miami Dolphins 7.4
WR
Quinn Early
BUF
9.7
DEF
San Diego Chargers 3 4
DEF
Saint Louis Rams 1 6
1 1 7.9 1 6 9.1
WICKED WASPS FATAL FIREANTS
PROSET AXIS
AIR RAID
QB
Warren Moon
SEA
1 2.9
QB
Erik Kramer
CHI
1 9.2
RB
Chris Warren
SEA
4.1
RB
Marcus Allen
KAN
1.2
RB
Natrone Means
JAX
2 2.2
WR
Johnnie Morton
DET
1 6.2
TE
Ben Coates
NWE
5.4
WR
Andre Rison
KAN
2 2.4
TE
Jamie Asher
WAS
4.8
WR
Terrell Owens
SFO
2.4
WR
Carl Pickens
CIN
1 5.9
*
Production Bonus 9
*
WRs TDs Penalty - 4.5
PC
1 0
PC
6
PK
Olindo Mare
MIA
7.4
PK
Adam Vinatieri
NWE
7
OFF
Detroit Lions 4.6
OFF
Green Bay Packers 1 2
DEF
Pittsburgh Steelers 4.3
DEF
Green Bay Packers 1 2
IDP
Levon Kirkland 1 0.6
IDP
Gabe Wilkins 7.5
QB
Gus Frerotte
WAS
5.4
RB
Bam Morris
BAL
OUT
RB
Antowain Smith
BUF
4.1
RB
Steve Broussard
SEA
0
WR
Isaac Bruce
STL
OUT
TE
Eric Green
BAL
9.5
WR
Jermaine Lewis
BAL
OUT
OFF
Tennessee Oilers 4
DEF
Atlanta Falcons 2 2
DEF
Seattle Seahawks 1 1.5
9 5.3 1 1 7.3

GOONY GOLFERS HEINOUS HOBBITS
PRO STANDARD
PRO STANDARD
QB
Scott Mitchell
DET
2 3.3
QB
John Elway
DEN
1 9.7
RB
Ricky Watters
PHI
1 0.4
RB
Adrian Murrell
NYJ
2.7
RB
Robert Smith
MIN
8.7
RB
Lawrence Phillips
STL
5.7
WR
Herman Moore
DET
5.1
WR
Joey Galloway
SEA
7.3
WR
Chris Calloway
NYG
9.9
WR
Frank Sanders
ARZ
1 0.4
TE
Frank Wycheck
TEN
0.7
TE
Ernie Conwell
STL
2.8
PC
6.5
PC
7
PK
Al Del Greco
TEN
8.2
PK
Jeff Wilkins
STL
2 0.6
OFF
San Francisco 49ers 2
OFF
Minnesota Vikings 1 0.8
DEF
New York Jets 2 0
DEF
Philadelphia Eagles 1 4
IDP
Pepper Johnson 5.5
IDP
James Willis 1 0
RB
Garrison Hearst
SFO
1 5.1
QB
Jim Druckenmiller
SFO
3.8
WR
Andre Reed
BUF
9.9
RB
Emmitt Smith
DAL
1 4.3
WR
Andre Hastings
NOR
3.7
WR
Darnay Scott
CIN
4.2
TE
Troy Drayton
MIA
0.4
OFF
Indianapolis Colts 0
DEF
Chicago Bears 5.1
DEF
Buffalo Bills 1 8
1 0 0.3 1 1 1
BARROOM BULLIES SHIFTY SHARKS
PROSET STREAK
PRO STANDARD
QB
Drew Bledsoe
NWE
3 4.1
QB
Brett Favre
GNB
9.2
RB
Eddie George
TEN
1 6.6
RB
Jamal Anderson
ATL
5.4
RB
Marshall Faulk
IND
4.5
RB
Raymont Harris
CHI
1 5.2
WR
Robert Brooks
GNB
9
WR
Cris Carter
MIN
1 0.7
*
WR Yardage Bonus 6
WR
James Jett
OAK
0.7
TE
Wesley Walls
CAR
1 4.7
TE
Mark Chmura
GNB
OUT
PC
9.5
PC
9
PK
Cary Blanchard
IND
9.3
PK
Pete Stoyanovich
KAN
1 0
OFF
Washington Redskins 1 0.4
OFF
Pittsburgh Steelers 5
DEF
Kansas City Chiefs 1 3.6
DEF
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 8.7
IDP
James Hasty 6.6
IDP
Hardy Nickerson 8.5
QB
C.Chandler/B.J. Tolliver
ATL
6.4
QB
Elvis Grbac
KAN
2 5
RB
Ki-Jana Carter
CIN
3
RB
Amp Lee
STL
3
WR
James McKnight
SEA
OUT
WR
Keenan McCardell
JAX
7.1
TE
Ted Popson
KAN
1.2
OFF
Oakland Raiders 1 2.9
PK
Matt Stover
BAL
1 1.6
DEF
Carolina Panthers 1 9
DEF
Detroit Lions 1 4
1 3 4.3 8 2.4

1 VIDEO TRIVIA CONTEST * 1997 1
WEEK WEEKLY QUESTIONS, ANSWERS, & WINNERS WINNER HONORABLE
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Who was called "Butthead" this week?
T-Gal
Sean
Kevin Butler of the Arizona Cardinals kicked the winning FG
while being called "Butthead" by an ESPN sportscaster.
Video # 2
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