* WEEK # 10 NFL RESULTS USED *

HEINOUS HOBBITS LAPPER'S LEGENDS
PRO STANDARD
ARCHERY
QB
Steve Young
SFO
5.5
QB
Kordell Stewart
PIT
1 0.4
RB
Adrian Murrell
NYJ
4.7
WR
Rob Moore
ARZ
1 4.2
RB
Lawrence Phillips
STL
1 3.4
WR
Yancey Thigpen
PIT
1.1
WR
Joey Galloway
SEA
1 1.4
WR
Irving Fryar
PHI
5.3
WR
Frank Sanders
ARZ
0.9
WR
Bert Emanuel
ATL
2 2.8
TE
Ernie Conwell
STL
1.8
*
Targets Bonus 3 4
PC
5.5
PC
3
PK
Jeff Wilkins
STL
8.3
PK
Gary Anderson
SFO
5.3
OFF
Indianapolis Colts 8.9
OFF
Denver Broncos 1 2.5
DEF
Philadelphia Eagles 2 2
DEF
Baltimore Ravens 8
IDP
Greg Jefferson 9.5
IDP
Ray Lewis 1 2.5
QB
John Elway
DEN
2 3
QB
D.Marino/C.Erickson
MIA
4.7
RB
Emmitt Smith
DAL
3.7
RB
Thurman Thomas
BUF
6.8
WR
Darnay Scott
CIN
5.2
RB
Tiki Barber
NYG
BYE
OFF
Minnesota Vikings 3
TE
Tony Gonzalez
KAN
5.6
DEF
Buffalo Bills 2 0
DEF
New York Giants BYE
9 1.9 1 2 9.1
STARLIGHT SURFERS SHIFTY SHARKS
PRO STANDARD
PRO STANDARD
QB
Vinny Testaverde
BAL
1 8.4
QB
Brett Favre
GNB
1 2.5
RB
Barry Sanders
DET
1 0.5
RB
Jamal Anderson
ATL
2 2.2
RB
Corey Dillon
CIN
1 8.7
RB
Raymont Harris
CHI
4.5
WR
Jimmy Smith
JAX
5
WR
Cris Carter
MIN
1 7.6
WR
Antonio Freeman
GNB
4.4
WR
James Jett
OAK
8.2
TE
Shannon Sharpe
DEN
8.5
TE
Mark Chmura
GNB
2.8
PC
6.5
PC
8.5
PK
Jason Hanson
DET
4.9
PK
Pete Stoyanovich
KAN
9.9
OFF
Philadelphia Eagles 7
OFF
Pittsburgh Steelers 2
DEF
Miami Dolphins 1 6
DEF
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 8.1
IDP
Terrell Buckley 1 0.5
IDP
Hardy Nickerson 6
QB
T.Detmer/R.Peete
PHI
1 7.9
QB
E.Grbac/R.Gannon
KAN
1 6.5
RB
Charles Way
NYG
BYE
RB
Amp Lee
STL
9.1
WR
Henry Ellard
WAS
0
WR
Keenan McCardell
JAX
2.2
PK
Jeff Jaeger
CHI
0
OFF
Oakland Raiders 7.7
DEF
New Orleans Saints BYE
DEF
Carolina Panthers 9.2
1 1 0.4 1 0 2.3

GOONY GOLFERS WE HAVE COOKIES
PRO STANDARD
PRO STANDARD
QB
Scott Mitchell
DET
1 8
QB
Jeff George
OAK
2 1.3
RB
Ricky Watters
PHI
1 9.9
RB
Dorsey Levens
GNB
6.5
RB
Robert Smith
MIN
2 3.4
RB
Napolean Kaufman
OAK
1 4.6
WR
Herman Moore
DET
2 3.5
WR
Derrick Alexander
BAL
1 2.9
WR
Chris Calloway
NYG
1 0.2
WR
Keyshawn Johnson
NYJ
6.3
TE
Frank Wycheck
TEN
4.3
TE
Rickey Dudley
OAK
5.1
PC
8.5
PC
7
PK
Al Del Greco
TEN
1 2.5
PK
Richie Cunningham
DAL
1 6.4
OFF
San Francisco 49ers - 3
OFF
Jacksonville Jaguars 1 2.1
DEF
New York Jets 1 9
DEF
Washington Redskins 1 4
IDP
Pepper Johnson 4.5
IDP
Marvcus Patton 6
RB
Garrison Hearst
SFO
9
QB
Jeff Blake
CIN
1 5.7
WR
Andre Reed
BUF
1 4.2
RB
Tyrone Wheatley
NYG
0
WR
Andre Hastings
NOR
1 5.5
RB
Fred Lane
CAR
3 3.8
TE
Troy Drayton
MIA
2.9
WR
Ed McCaffrey
DEN
3.7
DEF
Chicago Bears 9.3
PK
Ryan Longwell
GNB
9.9
1 4 0.8 7 3.7
BLACK DIAMOND FATAL FIREANTS
PRO STANDARD
AIR RAID
QB
Brad Johnson
MIN
1 4.9
QB
E.Kramer/S.Stenstrom
CHI
1 6.4
RB
Terrell Davis
DEN
1 1.8
RB
Marcus Allen
KAN
1 1.5
RB
Karim Abdul-Jabbar
MIA
4.8
WR
Johnnie Morton
DET
3.5
WR
Rod Smith
DEN
1 7.7
WR
Andre Rison
KAN
5.2
WR
Marvin Harrison
IND
5.7
WR
Terrell Owens
SFO
5.7
TE
Tony McGee
CIN
4.4
WR
Carl Pickens
CIN
1 0.5
*
WRs TD Penalty - 1.5
PC
7
PC
4
PK
Jason Elam
DEN
1 4.6
PK
Adam Vinatieri
NWE
6
OFF
Seattle Seahawks 6.9
OFF
Green Bay Packers 0
DEF
San Francisco 49ers 1 4
DEF
Seattle Seahawks 4.8
IDP
Ken Norton Jr 8
IDP
Cortez Kennedy 5.5
QB
Steve McNair
TEN
9.8
RB
Bam Morris
BAL
1 2.2
RB
James Stewart
JAX
1 4.3
RB
Steve Broussard
SEA
3.9
PK
Doug Brien
NOR
BYE
TE
Eric Green
BAL
8
OFF
Miami Dolphins 0
OFF
Tennessee Oilers 0.2
DEF
San Diego Chargers 2 6.2
DEF
Green Bay Packers 2 8
1 0 9.8 7 1.6

GOONY GOLFERS DISHY DOXIES
PRO STANDARD
PRO STANDARD
QB
Scott Mitchell
DET
0.1
QB
Troy Aikman
DAL
1 0.9
RB
Ricky Watters
PHI
1 0.4
RB
Jerome Bettis
PIT
1 1
RB
Robert Smith
MIN
1 3
FB
Mike Alstott
TAM
9
WR
Herman Moore
DET
5
WR
Michael Irvin
DAL
1 1.1
WR
Andre Reed
BUF
3.2
WR
Jake Reed
MIN
6.1
TE
Frank Wycheck
TEN
7.7
TE
Lonnie Johnson
BUF
1.4
PC
1 1.5
PC
7.5
PK
Al Del Greco
TEN
6.1
PK
John Hall
NYJ
1 5.9
OFF
San Francisco 49ers 3.1
OFF
Cincinnati Bengals 6.6
DEF
New York Jets 3.6
DEF
Indianapolis Colts 1 7
IDP
Otis Smith 1 9.3
IDP
Jason Belser 7
RB
Garrison Hearst
SFO
1 6.9
QB
Mark Brunell
JAX
1 8.4
WR
Chris Calloway
NYG
BYE
RB
Ray Zellars
NOR
BYE
WR
Andre Hastings
NOR
BYE
WR
Terance Mathis
ATL
1 3.3
TE
Troy Drayton
MIA
5
WR
Tony Martin
SDG
6.9
DEF
Chicago Bears 2.6
PK
Norm Johnson
PIT
4.2
7 4 1 0 3.5
WICKED WASPS UNCIVIL CIVETS
PRO STANDARD
PRO STANDARD
QB
Warren Moon
SEA
2 6.7
QB
J.Plummer/K.Graham
ARZ
2 2.5
RB
Chris Warren
SEA
8.3
RB
Curtis Martin
NWE
1 4
RB
Natrone Means
JAX
2
RB
Warrick Dunn
TAM
5.6
WR
Isaac Bruce
STL
3 5.3
WR
Tim Brown
OAK
1 6.3
WR
Jermaine Lewis
BAL
7.2
WR
Michael Jackson
BAL
2.5
TE
Ben Coates
NWE
5.8
TE
Freddie Jones
SDG
3.7
PC
1 2.5
PC
8.5
PK
Olindo Mare
MIA
6.2
PK
Mike Hollis
JAX
1 4.2
OFF
Detroit Lions 1
OFF
Baltimore Ravens 2 1.7
DEF
Pittsburgh Steelers 3.4
DEF
Denver Broncos 1 5.6
IDP
Levon Kirkland 8.5
RET
Steve Atwater 6.5
QB
Gus Frerotte
WAS
2 4.3
QB
Trent Dilfer
TAM
1 9.1
RB
Antowain Smith
BUF
4.4
RB
Terry Kirby
SFO
1
TE
Jamie Asher
WAS
3.5
WR
Ricky Proehl
CHI
1 7.8
OFF
Chicago Bears 6.6
WR
Quinn Early
BUF
2.5
DEF
Atlanta Falcons - 3.4
DEF
Saint Louis Rams 8.3
1 1 6.9 1 3 1.1

3 VIDEO TRIVIA CONTEST * 1997 3
WEEK WEEKLY QUESTIONS, ANSWERS, & WINNERS WINNER HONORABLE
2
What is the English translation of the nicknamed person who scored the winning points this week?
T-Gal
Alan
"Como esta usted" in Spanish (referencing Michael Husted's winning FG of the Buccaneers)
is translated to a formal "How are you?"
Video # 2
1:16-:23